Re: OT: football fan-hood

It's not because they are graceful like figure skaters, it's not because we like to see their cute little tushes when they skate backwords (o, maybe a little), it's when they have to go into the little room when they've been bad, (Ba-a-a-d Sergey, Ba-a-a-d Sergey).

I can't tell it like the ad on ESPN but you get the idea!

Ruth
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To: <rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us>
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 2:43 PM

> Hi Ruth,
> Claiming ignorance here. Do tell! What is the reason? It can't be the
big
> scars on the face... the stick?
>
> Lisa
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Ruth Gramolini [SMTP:rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us]
> > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 1:57 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Subject: Re: OT: football fan-hood
> >
> > Have you heard ESPN's reason why women are so attracted to Hockey? You
> > might think differently about having hockey as a hobby.
> >
> > Lifelong sports fan,
> > Ruth
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 12:58 PM
> >
> >
> > Well, I'm trying to get her to like hockey...that's a good hobby, right?
> >
> > Jim
> >
> >
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> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 10:43 AM
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> >
> >
> > Jim,
> >
> > for the life of me, I can't see the issue here. sounds like your wife
> > needs
> > a hobby.
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 11:01 AM
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> >
> >
> > Lisa,
> >
> > I, for one, hold you in the highest esteem and wish you would talk some
> > sense into my wife. My typical Sunday during Rams home games goes
> > something
> > like this:
> >
> > 6AM - Coffee, breakfast, read the Sports section for today's matchup.
> > 8:30AM - Meet at my house and depart for TWA Dome.
> > 9:00AM - 11:50AM - Beer, brats, cigars, music in front of the Dome.
> > Noon - 3:15PM - Watch "The Greatest Show on Earth" beat up on defenses.
> > 3:16PM - Head home for the rest of the 3:00PM games on DirecTV Sunday
> > Ticket.
> > Note: I have the ability to watch all three games at once using
a
> > well-developed channel-flipping technique.
> > 6:00PM - Dinner, sober up - get ready for Sunday Night game on ESPN.
> > 7:00PM - 10:00PM - Watch whoever's playing, more beer.
> > 10:01PM - Pass out.
> >
> > My wife just doesn't get it...
> >
> > Jim
> >
> >
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> >
> > james.w.hawkins_at_pharmacia.com
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 8:27 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> >
> > BLECH! My second favorite team is Tampa (they are half ex-vikings) I
> > dare
> > say they will be better than the Vikings this year.
> >
> > Charge that $5 to my account. Sorry.
> >
> > The short story is:
> > Grew up in MN... my whole family watched the Vikings... my grandfather
was
> > one of the announcers... I was going to Purple Crush games at 6 years
old
> > with my mother in the Met Stadium. I was (still am) a tomboy and there
> > was
> > no girls football or hockey back then. There. I said it.
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 9:01 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> > I thought that she was soooo overwhelmed by the choices available
> > that she decided to be an "outsider" and pick a team from snow-bird
> > country
> > so she would be accepted in Ft.Laud.
> >
> > After all she does have 3 Florida football teams to choose from.
> > Very confusing and it can upset your pears, neighbors, and friends of
you
> > choose the wrong one.
> >
> > You can tell that she is not solid in her choice and committed by
> > the unique, colorful, and subliminal signature? She is screaming for
> > guidance and understanding. I offer to her that she support the BRONCO'S
> > and
> > I will have my daughter-in-law ( devout BRONCO fan) get with her and
> > tailgate party to relieve the stress.
> >
> > ROR mª¿ªm
> >
> >
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