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OT:Tomato Story

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Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 13:24:20 -0700
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After all of the MicroSoft bashing, this should be fun!!  

  An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor.   The manager there arranges for him to take an   aptitude test (Section:Floors, sweeping and cleaning).   

  After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum   wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can   send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on   your first day. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a   computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies,   "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can   therefore hardly expect to be employed.   Stunned, the man leaves.   

  Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he   decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within   less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100%   profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends   up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night. And thus it   dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling   tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he   multiplies his profits quickly.   

  After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes   of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a   pick-up truck to support his expanding business. By the end   of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and   manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling   tomatoes.   

  Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy   some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks   an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the end of the   telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address   in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man   replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What, you   don't have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass   such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine   where you would be now, if you had been connected to the Internet   from the very start!"   

  After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of   course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"   

  Moral of this story:

  1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
  2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
  3. Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire.
  4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft.


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