Re: Long column names...Performance issues?
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 2008 13:40:32 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <cd718de7-701e-467f-96ca-65f5e1b46b2b_at_s9g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
SELECT
FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Arise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
AND
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Blathering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Salted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Arise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Originally_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Things_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Interested_In;
Received on Fri Dec 05 2008 - 22:40:32 CET