Re: NULLs

JOG <jog_at_cs.nott.ac.uk> wrote:

>On Jan 6, 12:51 pm, "Roy Hann" <specia..._at_processed.almost.meat>
>wrote:
>> "David Cressey" <cresse..._at_verizon.net> wrote in message
>> news:Zr3gj.3335$O97.1101_at_trndny01...

>> > The dog did nothing in the night.
>>
>> > Again.
>>
>> The dog has been doing nothing for 48 hours continuously. :-)

     You have a broken dog. Either that, or what you have is a cat.

>It's also worth noting that the ACM decreed on Jan 1st 2008 that it
>could no longer accpet any papers about Nulls, because in 2007, the
>final possible cheesy pun that could ever be used in a title about
>missing data had been exhausted with Date and Darwens "6NF missing in
>action - The Fi-null countdown".
>
>I may have made this up.

     The title does not seem to fit Date's style.

     Cheesy puns r'us though.

     I will have a pizza, please, with the following list of toppings: tomatoes, mushrooms, and gorganullza cheese. Please note "list" implies an order.

Sincerely,

Gene Wirchenko

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