Re: Phd guy teaches the Data Mining

From: Frank Hamersley <terabitemightbe_at_bigpond.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:57:53 GMT
Message-ID: <RHOMg.26533$rP1.4105@news-server.bigpond.net.au>

Keith H Duggar wrote:
> Roy Hann wrote:

>> Faisal wrote:
>>> Do you want to learn data mining from a Phd guy
>>>   http://database- guru.com/ dm_intro. php
>>>   http://database- guru.com/ dm_overview. php
>>>   http://database- guru.com/ dm_understanding .php
>> The offer of learning at the feet of a "Phd guy" seemed
>> too good to pass up, so I immediately consulted this site
>> for an explication of the 4th and 5th normal forms.

>
> Well, Roy, all you had to do was ask. No need to go reading
> web junk. Here, allow me to give a "Phd guy" explanation of
> data mining in a single sentence.
>
> Data mining is a standard procedure by which those with
> PhDs find data and claim ownership of it by uttering the
> simple phrase "This data is mine" hence data "mine-ing"
> or "min'ing" or more commonly "mining".
>
> All your DATA are belong to MINE! Hahaha ...
>
> -- Keith -- Fraud 6

Excellent - worthy of the (alt) glossary!

Cheers, Frank. Received on Sun Sep 10 2006 - 01:57:53 CDT