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Re: Anybody for changing light bulbs?

From: Frank Hamersley <terabitemightbe_at_bigpond.com>
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 02:47:18 GMT
Message-ID: <Wiy7g.24802$vy1.3443@news-server.bigpond.net.au>


mAsterdam wrote:
> David Cressey wrote:
>

>> If you look for "how many forum members does it take to change a light
>> bulb?"  You'll get this amusing little piece.
>>
>> http://forum.cmcentral.com/index.php?act=ST&f=0&t=40533
>>
>> Does this sound familiar?

>
> Not at all ;-)
>

... plus ...

1 to ask "What light bulb?",

2 insisting that it doesn't need changing anyway,

3 demanding the voltage be increased by 5 orders of magnitude to simply overcome the resistance of the broken filament,

4 describing Faraday cages they have built around said light bulb,

5 demanding someone else stick a finger into the empty socket to see if the switch is on or off.

I nearly did myself an injury imagining skits the Python team could have concocted if Usenet had been around in their heyday!

Cheers, Frank. Received on Sun May 07 2006 - 21:47:18 CDT

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