Re: Definitions of Software and Database

From: Mikito Harakiri <mikharakiri_nospaum_at_yahoo.com>
Date: 5 Feb 2006 12:04:42 -0800
Message-ID: <1139169882.797897.55170@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

Leif B. Kristensen wrote:
> A software developer is a person capable of arranging a collection of
> ones and zeroes in such a way as to bend a thinking stone to obey his
> will.

It was entertaining to google "... is a person":

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

A computer scientist is a person who dies in the shower because he read the instructions
on the shampoo bottle: "Lather, rinse, repeat." Received on Sun Feb 05 2006 - 14:04:42 CST