Re: Non Sequitur

On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 17:31:39 GMT, "David Cressey" <david.cressey_at_earthlink.net> wrote:

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>
>Meteorologists have noted that there is an unusually high number of
>hurricanes in the Caribbean this year. Experts are in disagreement as to
>what the fundamental cause is. However, one frequent observer has
>conjectured that, "this represents yet another failure of the Relational
>Model of Data."
>
>"If NOAA had stayed with proven products like PICK, and MUMPS, we wouldn't
>be having these problems", she said. When asked what the connection was,
>she replied, "it's the same way I know when a storm is coming. I can feel
>it in my bones."
>
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Next: The Problem of Primary Keys and Why Hurricanes Can Now Be Hims.

Sincerely,

Gene Wirchenko Received on Mon Aug 08 2005 - 19:14:38 CEST