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>> Recently archeologists have uncovered a document which they believe
is a
previously undiscovered Platonic dialogue .. <<
This was funny, but it is more for lawyers, who come in two kinds: Those who tell you why you cannot do anything and those who tell you what you did whenthe police ask.
Ever seen the one about the caveman's first help desk.
Ogg: "Fire help desk. What problem?"
Ugg: "Fire not work."
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Received on Mon Oct 18 2004 - 21:45:59 CDT
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