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Gene Wirchenko wrote:
> The REAL reason the P6 hasn't been released yet:
> "The idiot who came up with the Pentium name should be shot! We can't
> call the P6 the Hexium or the Sexium and Microsoft already took the
> simple name of Bob."
> -part of an argument in Intel's marketing department
:-)
> Sincerely,
>
> Gene Wirchenko
>
> Computerese Irregular Verb Conjugation:
> I have preferences.
> You have biases.
> He/She has prejudices.
Variation 1:
I have carefully modelled, encapsulated objects.
You have exposed data, breaking the capsule.
He/She has problems.
Variation 2:
I have carefully modelled, integrated data.
You have redundant code, breaking data independence.
He/She has problems.
Received on Sat Sep 11 2004 - 05:50:07 CDT
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