Re: *****EASY MONEY*****

From: Simon Carter <src_at_nord-anglia.co.uk>
Date: 1998/04/28
Message-ID: <6i4e7l$dsh$1_at_panther.rmplc.co.uk>


Dammit! I thought it was a SAP/R3 vacancy!

kitlqtrx_at_hollywood.com wrote in message <893508979.223650_at_michelob>...
>Hello There,
>
> I know you have probably recieved one of these messages a thousand
>times and you don't think it works. I will only say this once. It does.
 I am a 25
>year old computer software engineer and make pretty good money. Just like
 anyone
>else I am always looking for a way to make alot of cash with minimal
 effort. For a
>small investment and a small amount of time I have completely changed my
>financial outlook on life. This is my second go round on this program.
 First try I
>sent out 10,000 e mails and to this date I have collected over $90,000.00.
 It has
>opened up a whole new horizon. Make this program work for you.
>
>Good Luck,
>John
>
>
>
>The following is a copy of the e-mail I read:
>
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
>This is a LEGAL, LOW-COST, MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON.
>
>PRINT this letter, read the directions, THEN GET STARTED TODAY!
>
>You are about to embark on the most profitable and unique
>program you may ever see. Many times over, it has demonstrated
>and proven its ability to generate large amounts of cash. This
>program is showing fantastic appeal with a huge and ever-growing
>on-line population desirous of additional income.
>
>This is a legitimate, LEGAL, money-making opportunity. It does
>not require you to come in contact with people, do any hard
>work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house, except
>to get the mail and go to the bank!
>
>This truly is that lucky break you've been waiting for! Simply
>follow the easy instructions in this letter, and your financial
>dreams will come true! When followed correctly, this electronic,
>multi-level marketing program works perfectly... 100% OF THE
>TIME!
>
>Thousands of people have used this program to:
>
> - Raise capital to start their own business
> - Pay off debts
> - Buy homes, cars, etc.,
> - Even retire!
>
>This is your chance, so read on and get started today!
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY ELECTRONIC MULTI-LEVEL
>MARKETING PROGRAM
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>Basically, this is what we do:
>
>We send thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs next
>to nothing to produce and e-mail. As with all multi-level
>businesses, we build our business by recruiting new partners and
>selling our products.
>
>The products in this program are a series of four business and
>financial reports costing $5.00 each. Each order you receive
>via "snail mail" will include:
>
> * $5.00 cash (U.S. Funds)
> * The name and number of the report they are ordering
> * The e-mail address where you will e-mail them the report
> they ordered.
>
>To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer.
>THAT'S IT! The $5.00 is yours! This is the EASIEST electronic
>multi-level marketing business anywhere!
>
>FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER AND
>BE PREPARED TO REAP THE STAGGERING BENEFITS!
>
>******* I N S T R U C T I O N S *******
>
>This is what you MUST do:
>
>1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell
> them if you don't order them).
>
> * For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and
> YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the
> person whose name appears on the list next to the report. MAKE
> SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF
>ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!
>
> * When you place your order, make sure you order each of
> the four reports. You will need all four reports so
> that you can save them on your computer and resell them.
>
> * Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of
> the four reports. Save them on your computer so they
> will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of
> people who will order them from you.
>
>2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are
> listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list,
> in any way other than is instructed below in steps "a"
> through "f" or you will lose out on the majority of your
> profits. Once you understand the way this works, you'll
> also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember,
> this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will
> not work.
>
> a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>
> b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this
> advertisement and remove the name and address under
> REPORT #4. This person has made it through the cycle and
> is no doubt counting their 50 grand!
>
> c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to
> REPORT #4.
>
> d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to
> REPORT #3.
>
> e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to
> REPORT #2.
>
> f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.
>
>Please make sure you copy every name and address ACCURATELY!
>
>3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of
> names, and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the
> instruction portion of this letter.
>
>4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the
> INTERNET! Advertising on the 'Net is very, very
> inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to
> advertise. Another avenue which you could use for
> advertising is e-mail lists. You can buy these lists for
> under $20/2,000 addresses or you can pay someone a minimal
> charge to take care of it for you. BE SURE TO START YOUR AD
> CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!
>
>5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them
> the report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE
> SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that
> the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name and address on it,
> will be prompt because they can't advertise until they
> receive the report!
>
>------------------------------------------
>AVAILABLE REPORTS
>------------------------------------------
>
>*** Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME ***
>
>Notes:
>
>- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT
> CHEQUES NOT ACCEPTED
>- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL
>- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least
> two sheets of paper
>- On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number &
> name of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address,
> and (c) your name & postal address.
>
>PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
>_______________________________________________________________
>
>
>REPORT #1 "HOME BASED BUSINESS - THE DO'S AND DON'TS"
>
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> Capital Ventures
> 6200 McKay Avenue
> Suite 141 - 646
> Burnaby, British Columbia
> Canada V5H 4M9
>_______________________________________________________________
>
>REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>
> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
> V.E. Distributors
> 21010 Southbank St., # 805
> Sterling, VA. 20165-7227
>_______________________________________________________________
>
>REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
>
>
> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
> Dream Merchants
> PO Box 1850
> Bonners Ferry, ID 83805
>_______________________________________________________________
>
>REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
>
> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
> Unlimited Enterprises
> PO Box 1516
> Eugene, OR 97440
>______________________________________________________________
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it
>works. Assume your goal is to get 10 people to participate on
>your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the internet
>will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that everyone
>else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow
>this example to achieve the STAGGERING results below.
>
>1st level--your 10 members with $5.......................$50
>2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)..........$500
>3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000).....$5,000
>4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000).$50,000
> THIS TOTALS ----------->$55,550
>
>Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate
>only recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would
>happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get
>100's of participants! THINK ABOUT IT!
>
>Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely
>you can afford $20). You obviously already have an Internet
>connection and e-mail is FREE!
>
>REPORT#3 shows you the most productive methods for bulk
>e-mailing and purchasing e-mail lists. Some list & bulk e-mail
>vendors even work on trade!
>
>About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>
>******* TIPS FOR SUCCESS *******
>
>* TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and
> follow the directions accurately.
>
>* Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them
> when the orders start coming in because:
>
> When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the
> requested product/report.
>
>* ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
>
>* Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow
> the instructions exactly, your results WILL BE SUCCESSFUL!
>
>* ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
>
>
>******* YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES *******
>
>Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
>If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two
>weeks, continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of
>weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT
>#2. If you don't, continue advertising until you do.
>
>Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN
>RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the
>cash will continue to roll in!
>
>THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>
>Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed
>in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your
>PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you.
>If you want to generate more income, send another batch of
>e-mails and start the whole process again! There is no limit to
>the income you will generate from this business!
>
>
>******* T E S T I M O N I A L S *******
>
> This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY!
>Especially the rule of not trying to place your name in a
>different position, it won't work and you'll lose a lot of
>potential income. I'm living proof that it works. It really is
>a great opportunity to make relatively easy money, with little
>cost to you. If you do choose to participate, follow the
>program exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial
>security.
> Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS
>
> My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air,
>MD. I am a cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I
>make pretty good money. When I received the program I grumbled
>to Doris about receiving "junk mail." I made fun of the whole
>thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages
>involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Doris totally ignored my
>supposed intelligence and jumped in with both feet. I made
>merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you
>so" on her when the thing didn't work... well, the laugh was on
>me! Within two weeks she had received over 50 responses. Within
>45 days she had received over $147,200 in $5 bills! I was
>shocked! I was sure that I had it all figured and that it
>wouldn't work. I AM a believer now. I have joined Doris in her
>"hobby." I did have seven more years until retirement, but I
>think of the "rat race" and it's not for me. We owe it all to
>MLM.
> Frank T., Bel-Air, MD
>
> I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement
>to you. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders
>come in.
> Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
>
> The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this
>system is honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to
>get a large amount of money in a short time. I was approached
>several times before I checked this out. I joined just to see
>what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money
>required. To my astonishment, I received $36,470.00 in the
>first 14 weeks, with money still coming in.
> Sincerely yours, Phillip A. Brown, Esq.
>
> Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to
>make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative
>that I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little
>that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to
>at least get my money back. Boy, was I surprised when I found my
>medium-size post office box crammed with orders! For awhile, it
>got so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the
>window. I'll make more money this year than any 10 years of my
>life before. The nice thing about this deal is that it doesn't
>matter where people live. There simply isn't a
>better investment with a faster return.
> Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
>
> I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later
>I wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had
>no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait
>until I was e-mailed another program, ...11 months passed then
>it came...I didn't delete this one!...I made more than $41,000
>on the first try!!
> D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN
>
> This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have
>quit our jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live
>off the interest on our money. The only way on earth that this
>plan will work for you is if you do it. For your sake, and for
>your family's sake don't pass up this golden opportunity. Good
>luck and happy spending!
> Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
>
>
>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND
>GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
>FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
>
>NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR TURN
>
>DECISIVE ACTION YIELDS
>POWERFUL RESULTS
>
Received on Tue Apr 28 1998 - 00:00:00 CEST

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