Re: marriage

I hate to jump in but here goes...

Each one must understand their role.
Hopefully no-one will be over constrained. Since she's Danish, he's looking for a foreign key. If they move to Utah, they could have a one-to-many relationship. Hopefully their table won't be sparse.
If he's lucky, he'll experience a hot backup. Of course, she might be a multi-threaded server, in which case, he'll probably need to question her integrity. The police might come for a raid, if the neighbors hear him giving her a striping.
If he wants the trusted option, then he should use the checkpoint process. Before he marries her he should try TO_DATE her. After the wedding he will try TO_CHARry her across the threshold.(sorry) Before we help, he should DESCRIBE her.
Hopefully the children will be of Normal Form. He wants us to help them CONNECT BY sending the postcard. If she's in debt, his credit will get a DIRECT LOAD. She might not like following an ORDER BY someone else. Especially being FROM WHERE she comes from. (horrible grammar) He should perform a nightly insert. (sorry again). To prevent pregnancy she may consider an imbedded procedure. If her friends are swingers, she might be HOT SWAPPABLE. If she doesnt want to use his name, he might USERNAME. (booo)

please no flames... it's late, and i'm tired. hope you enjoy some of these...
Randy :)

Steve Cosner (stevec_at_zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU) wrote:

: And ROLLBACKS are always a nightmare!
 

: In article <51abht$t0q_at_dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>,
: James B. Reynolds <jbreynol_at_ix.netcom.com> wrote:
: >Steve,
: >
: >I assume that this will involve some form of COMMITment?
: >
: >
: >In <516o90$ci0_at_zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU> stevec_at_zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU (Steve
: >Cosner) writes:
: >>
: >>Relational? Definitely. It also relates to the intricacies of
: >>Joining two tables. I hope the view from this union will produce a
: >>legacy system.
: >>
: >>
: >>In article <515c7k$5gc_at_dfw-ixnews7.ix.netcom.com>,
: >>James B. Reynolds <jbreynol_at_ix.netcom.com> wrote:
: >>>Is this the 'Relational' aspect of the Oracle RDBMS?
: >>>
: >>>In <513s8r$vn0_at_grapool30.rz.uni-frankfurt.de>
: >>><huegel_at_grapool19.rz.uni-frankfurt.de> writes:
: >>>>
: >>>>Hi, 9/9/1996
: >>>>
: >>>>with this mail I would like to request you to do me
: >>>>a favour. I´m in love with a danish woman and I would
: >>>>like to marry her.
: >>>>
: >>>>Please send where ever you are a postcard to:
: >>>>
: >>>>Birgitte Wium-Andersen
: >>>>c/o Hans Stenderup Jensen
: >>>>Julius Bloms Gade 18 III C.H.
: >>>>2200 Kopenhagen N
: >>>>Danmark
: >>>>
: >>>>and write on it:
: >>>>
: >>>>Dear Birgitte,
: >>>>Would you please marry me?
: >>>>Jens
: >>>>
: >>>>You will make two people very happy with your postcard.
: >>>>
: >>>>Thanks
: >>>>Jens
: >>>>
: >>>>P.S. This action expires end of october 1996

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