Re: What Qualifications are need to be a DBA??

From: Martin <martinb_at_hooked.net>
Date: 1996/08/20
Message-ID: <3219DB26.6DEA_at_hooked.net>#1/1


Beverage Preparation,

the most important skill a DBA can possess. Best practiced during disaster recovery. Faced with a hoard of panic ridden systems staff and users, the best thing to do is go and prepare a good hot cup of tea. Give every one 15-30 minutes to calm down, and then you can go on with your job without a room full of back seat drivers. Received on Tue Aug 20 1996 - 00:00:00 CEST

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