Re: Oracle Support

Bloody brilliant!

Let's have more of these...

alal1_at_PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_GATEWAY_FILE (Anuj Lal) wrote:
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> A pilot flying a small single engined charter plane, with a couple of really
> important execs on board. He's coming into Californaia airport,
> only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility and his instruments
> are out. So he circles around looking for landmark. After an hour or so,
> he's pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous.
> At last, in a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one
> guy working alone on the fifth floor.
> The pilot banks the plane around, winds down the window, and shouts to the guy
> "Hi, where am I ?" to which the solitary office worker
> replies "You're in a plane " The pilot winds up the window, executes a 275
> degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of
> the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the
> fuel has run out.
> The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the
> pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave
> me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be
> ORACLE's support office and from there the airport is just 5 miles away on a
> course of 275 degrees !"
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Received on Mon Jul 17 1995 - 00:00:00 CEST