Re: SQLPLUS & SQLFORMS Version 2.3

In article <768347903snz_at_lothian.demon.co.uk>, <iain_at_lothian.demon.co.uk> writes:
> Does anyone know if theres such a thing as a teach yourself, complete
> bloody moron's guide to Oracle i.e. 'Sqlforms 2.3 and why it's been banned by
> the Geneva convention'.

if you prefer 2.3 to 3.0 or 4.0, then there's a small probability that you are in the wrong line of work.

> Or Sqlplus and why it's so popular with Satanists'

if you think sqlplus is difficult, then there's a 0.5 probability that you are in the wrong line of work.

> From a thick and definitely reluctant programmer
> --
> Michaela Johnston
> Usurping Iain Alexander's account cos I'm to lazy to set up my own.

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