Re: Direct Requirement For Senior SPAMMINATOR

On Mar 30, 4:02 pm, Sunil <sunil101.gr..._at_gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi
>    Do send me your updated profile, if you are interested in below requirement.
>
> Please response to shantalanta_spamarama_at_ibsspammy-insulting.net or call me on
> 866-981-SPAM x BS
>
> Position : Senior SPAMMINATOR
> Rate:- Open (we'll pay any amount for quality SPAM)
> Duration : 6+
> Location : Anywhere, USA
>
> Job Description :
> Summary of Responsibilities:
> Provide SPAM, and plenty of it, to the Useless Guys
> Group. Key responsibilities cover all tiers of SPAM,
> including but not limited to design & development of SPAM models
> (including dimensional modeling -- dimensional SPAM is bleeding edge), BS,
> integration, web-enabled SPAM, SPAM extraction and delivery
> methods, reporting foundations, and SPAM presentation.
> Essential Job Functions:
> Provide SPAM, SPAM & yet MORE SPAM.
> Interface w/ SPAM groups in company to ensure quality SPAM delivery
> (example, PMs, application/technical architects, usability engineers,
> other dev groups, business end users, & external users as
> appropriate)
> Support 24x7 on-call rotation, as a L3 support for all SPAM warehouse
> environments as needed
> Possess & maintain technical proficiency in following key technical
> areas: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM Development Toolsets , SPAM development
> (preferably InfoSPAMatica), BS development ,
> MultiSPAMMing Techniques, Parallel SPAMMING, SPAM, SPAM,
> SPAM, and did we say SPAM?
> Additional proficiencies in following technical areas are a plus: SPAM,SPAM,SPAM
> SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM and Super High-Intensity Transferrence (S.H.I.T) SPAM
> Experience & Educational Requirements:
> BS (which should be obvious). Equivalent combination of
> related education, training & experience may be considered, although there really is no substitute
> for BS.
> 5+ yrs strong BS skills
> 5+ years working with SPAM
> 5+ years working with BS tools
> 5+ yr direct, hands-on experience w/ SPAM
> 5+ yrs experience in supporting SPAM technologies
> 1+ yr direct, hands-on experience with, you guessed it, SPAM
> 1-3 yrs experience w/SPAM
> excellent SPAMMINation skills
> exp. w/ formal meth. & SPAM
> Other Comments
> Candidate with 5+ years experience working with BS tools (can be light on the "B", but must be heavy on the "S")
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
>
> Shantanu Sharma
> Account Mangler
> I Be SPAMMIN'
> Ph No- 866-981-SPAM Ext-BS
> Fax No- 866-981-SPAM
> E-Fax No-  866-909-BS4U
> E-mail:- shantalanta_spamarama_at_ibsspammy-insulting.net
> Web :-www.ibspammy-insulting.net
Received on Tue Mar 31 2009 - 15:05:59 CEST