Re: REe: OMLET: The Ultimate Oracle Monitoring Tool

From: omlet v4 <teraknowledgesystems_at_yahoo.com>
Date: 13 Jul 2004 23:00:25 -0700
Message-ID: <fc85c159.0407132200.538af327_at_posting.google.com>


Phil Britton <phil_at_phil-britton.com> wrote in message news:<uvfgsudoh.fsf_at_phil-britton.com>...
> teraknowledgesystems_at_yahoo.com (omlet v4) writes:
>
> > Dear DBA,
> >
> > You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
> > 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
> > the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
> > leading expert in your field, your objective opinion is highly valued
> > and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you
> > to distribute free copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs.
> >
> > Omlet can be downloaded from:
> >
> > http://www.omlet.org/download.html
> >
> > or any of many mirrors worldwide:
> >
> > http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html
> >
> > http://www.iboogie.com/search.asp?name_search_type=1&name_lang=50&name_query=omlet+oracle
> >
> > Thank you for your time, positive feedback.
> >
> > Cheers,
> >
> > The OMLET Team
> > Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.
> >
> > PS. If you feel that this is spam and you read this by mistake, we
> > apologize, ignore it and have a nice day.
>
> I wouldn't use your software if you offered Ursula Andress, Sophia
> Loren and Dianna Rigg (all in their primes, of course) with cream on,
> as free gifts. I wouldn't touch your software with an extremely long
> bargepole, even one with a rubber glove on the end. And I'll make sure
> that any customers I deal with are of a similar opinion, though I
> don't anticiapte it being a hard sell trying to convince them.
>
> If you don't like this insult you are free to ignore it and have a nice day,
>
> cheers
>
> Phil

[Quoted] You sicko psycho PHILthy bastard! If you like this insult shove it! and if you don't -- go home: look at yourself and spit; you might as

well take the rubber glove and .......................................
Received on Wed Jul 14 2004 - 08:00:25 CEST

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