Re: [OT] RFD: Periodic FAQ & Charter post

mcstock wrote:
>
> | > | > | >
> | > | > | > Let's include David Bowie discussions in this group too.
> | > | > | >
> | > | > |
> | > | > | Only if we can get Placido Domingo into the same sentance on
> occasion!
> | > | > | <g>
> | > | >
> | > | > funny, i just had a call from a client that needs an oracle
> application
> | > to
> | > | > automatically convert all his david bowie mp3s to placido domingo
> cda
> | > files!
> | > |
> | > | Should be easy. Change the pitch. Slow it down. Add a warble.
> | > | Unfortunately, I haven't figured out how to add the warble in a
> 'LONG'.
> | > | Perhaps look a implementing Placido BLOBs?
> | >
> | > use the dbms_paclidosfucation_tookit package
> |
> | Guess I need new glasses. I thought that was the
> | dbms_placebofuscation_tookit
>
> i think that was its name in an earlier release

Dang!

I just can't keep up with the marketing group and their need to provide 'value add'. Next thing you know Oracle'll improve BLOBs and marketing'll rename them to BLIMPs. Or change the 'i' in 9i to a 'j' or 'g' or something. Received on Fri Nov 28 2003 - 23:34:17 CET