Re: install DBD ORACLE 815 / DEC_OSF unix

[Quoted] Nobody Knows <ten.asu_at_rekrapmd> wrote in message news:8fc32o02pqs_at_news2.newsguy.com...
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| "mclaire" <mclaire_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr> wrote in message
| news:39197976.5B7C15D7_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr...
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| >
| > Nobody Knows wrote:
| > >
| > > I read this several times and it isn't at all funny...
| > ya, it's ok : not at all !
| >
| > > "mclaire" <mclaire_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr> wrote in message
| > > news:391182A1.B6144DDC_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr...
| > > >
 

| > > > -------- A possible way-out !
| > Bon, j'ai dî une connerie ? Hé : newbie in English, newbie in
 Oracle ...
| >
| > > Dude, you are WAY out already.
| > Yet, I just nicked these words in another mail (?)
| >
| > >
| > > <massive snip of boring stuff>
| > >
| > > > per clock second, 51724 per cpu second
| > >
| > > There's your problem my man, I just checked and I am certain
 that it
 should
| > > be 51723 per cpu second.
| > >
| > > If you disagree, please post your argument here, because my
 skill at
 Oracle
| > > is world renown and my word alone is proof that I am right, in
 fact my
 name
| > > is synonymous for "Oracle DBA Guru". Oracle calls me daily to
 ask how
 they
| > > can make me happy. I am an Oracle GOD my man, I am the Oracle
 KING, I
 am
| > > THE WORLD'S GREATEST MEGLOMANIAC! MY LITTLE FINGER HAS FORGOTTEN
 MORE
 ABOUT
| > > ORACLE AND THE MANUFACTURE OF EXPANDED DOG FOOD THAN YOU'LL EVER
 KNOW!
| > >
| > > BOW DOWN TO ME YOU SMALL FRAIL FEEBLE SIMPLE-MINDED HUMAN!
| > >
| > > oops. sorry, i must have gotten carried away...
| > >
| > > i'll just let myself out...
| > >
| >
| > Thanks; I hope you carry on with my English lesson.
| > Also : I'm stuck now in Oracle-DBD. I can't connect DB from the
 web : why
 ? It's
| > Apache, nothing beetween DBD and Apache and perhaps it's not
 enough, but
 what?
| >
| >
| > pourquoi n'y-a-t-il pas une liste fr.Oracle-etc ?
| > c'est quand-meme beaucoup plus productif, pour nous
 (fr.comp.lang.perl par
| > exemple)
| > Alors, a quand une liste en francais?
| > Marie-Claire
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| Are you mocking me?

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