Re: Help required - URGENT PLS

From: <sybrandb_at_hccnet.nl>
Date: Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:06:53 +0100
Message-ID: <k17hm4ld40o3bi1oq6eoi1q9rdui5ps394_at_4ax.com>



On Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:16:59 +0000, Palooka <nobody_at_nowhere.com> wrote:

>CAN U HELP ME? I get ORA-01034 WHEN I TRY TO GET TO MY DB. THIS IS
>PROD, SO YOU MUST NOT DLEAY. PLS DO THE NEEDFUL SOONEST.
>
>THX GURU'S.
>RANJEET
The 'needful' at least is to look up the error message in the online documentation.
I've always wondered why they are so many Oracle DBA's from Asia who - know next to nothing of Oracle
- are too lazy to do anything to resolve their own problems. Why would I solve your problem at all? You are robbing our jobs in Europe and the USA, and you are expecting to do us your work (you robbed from us) for free.
As far as I am concerned, that is extreemly insulting and extreemly rude.
The 'needful' is either you learn to be a DBA or at least apologize or get lost here. I would prefer the last option. Right now you are not a DBA. You are just a clown posing as a DBA.

HOPE THIS MESSAGE REACHES YOU WITHOUT DELAY. Sybrand Bakker
Senior Oracle DBA Received on Sat Jan 10 2009 - 07:06:53 CST

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