On Jul 20, 2:16 am, DA Morgan <damor..._at_psoug.org> wrote:
> Noons wrote:
> > On Jul 18, 4:21 pm, DA Morgan <damor..._at_psoug.org> wrote:
>
> >> Not my homework.
> >> Not my issue.
> >> Your issue.
>
> > Believe me: it ain't our issue.
> > It's Oracle's.
>
> Well if Oracle doesn't have an issue
> And I don't have an issue
> And you don't have an issue
>
> Who's got the champagne.
>
> >> I offered to help you by championing your issue. It is you, not me,
> >> that brought it up. So which is it?
>
> >> 1. Mark was right about the whining?
>
> > If customers - note the plural - complaining
> > about bugs still not fixed after YEARS of neglect
> > is now called "whining", then so be it.
>
> It is when they are asked to provide an example and then claim it
> is someone else's issue. At least that's the dictionary definition
> of whining.
>
> >> 2. In all sincerity you really don't care that much about the bugs
> >> because they are minor and only nuisance value?
>
> > 1- A table gets updated in the WRONG schema.
>
> So it is an issue for you: Send me a case I can test in 11g.
>
> > 2- A CLOB can't be reliably used in an ASSM tablespace.
>
> So it is an issue for you: Send me a case I can test in 11g.
>
> > 3- A query returns WRONG number of rows or
> > just plain WRONG result set, randomly.
>
> So it is an issue for you: Send me a case I can test in 11g.
>
> > All of those are really "minor" problems. Of course!
>
> Yesterday it was my homework ... today it is your issue: What changed?
>
> >> 3. As a fellow Aussie you like giving Mark a bad time?
>
> > Didn't even know he was one. You know: it's
> > hard for me to remember every single one
> > of the other 20,999,999 Aussies... :-)
>
> Mark is unforgettable. The other 20,999,998 I don't know about.
>
> >> The questions are rhetorical, I'm just giving you a hard time, so
> >> don't feel obliged to respond. Going to New Zealand in November and
> >> if time permits stopping up your way so perhaps I can apologize for
> >> this harangue in person. <g>
>
> > I'll feel personaly slighted if you pop up and we
> > don't get a chance to share a few local brews,
> > or maybe indulge in a little bit of single malt
> > sampling. Might even be able to scrounge
> > a few old friends from Oracle as well to share
> > in the proceedings!
>
> Single malt sampling ... now you've got my attention. I'll be
> in touch if my schedule allows me a stop: What city/airport?
Sydney Kingsford-Smith, of course!
Is there any other place in Australia?
<g,d&r, vvf>
Received on Fri Jul 20 2007 - 01:40:26 CDT
