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Re: Need help

From: Mladen Gogala <mgogala.spam-me-not_at_verizon.net>
Date: Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:58:47 GMT
Message-Id: <pan.2006.10.01.19.58.49.317324@verizon.net> 





On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:45:24 -0700, Andy wrote:



> Please send me important tips on oracle performance tuning.




You should pray a lot. Prayer-based tuning is the most frequently used
method and, if your faith is solid, it will work. If it doesn't work, 
there is a problem with your faith, in which case I can only recommend
self-flagellation. 


-- 
http://www.mladen-gogala.com


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