Volker Hetzer wrote:
> Galen Boyer schrieb:
>
>> On 23 Feb 2006, Kanwar.Plaha_at_gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>> Time and again, one has to stand up and be counted against this
>>> western superiority complex.
>>
>>
>> I'm not sure this has anything to do with Western superiority complex
>
> Since homoeopathy *is*a western idea, namely a money spinner born out
> of misunderstood vaccination principles...
>
> Volker
Funny. I thought it was born out of greed and the certain knowledge that
there's a fool born every second.
The following pretty much summarizes homeopathy:
- More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
- Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households
score below average on standardized tests.
- In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home,
the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality
rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and
diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
- More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours
of eating bread.
- Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven
that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse.
The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
- Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low
occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
- Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and
given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.
- Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder"
items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
- Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more
than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your
body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into
a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
- Newborn babies can choke on bread.
- Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit!
That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
- Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between
significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
--
Daniel A. Morgan
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Received on Fri Feb 24 2006 - 11:07:23 CST