Re: For All My Oracle DBA Friends: The Supreme Progneer

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takveen_at_gmail.com wrote:
> The Supreme Progneer:
>
> 'Progneer' basically I invented and drived from "Programmer & Engineer"
>

So this would be different from an Enginammer ...

> Some remember Him as God, remember Him as Bhugwan, some remember Him as
> Jahova, Some remember Him as Allah SWT but I remember Him as The The
> Supreme Progneer...
>

Gee, I wasn't aware He wrote software ... so you're saying Moses' miracles were really video monitor tricks ...

> This book is all about The Designer of this Universer

'Universer'?? Catchy terminology ... I'll bet Stephen Hawking is negotiating at this very moment for the rights to use it ...

> - everything
> within and beyond. Whose every release is a final release no upgrades
> or version releases afterwords.

Hmmm, that puts evolution into the dumpster ...

> The very first article in the book,
> tlks about how we have built-in Oracle Database (more precisely
> Supreme Progneer Database) running inside our brain ...

Don't tell Larry ... that's more licencing revenue he can claim ... oh, and suppport contracts, too ... and which release is this I have in my skull? Being a '57 model my release is most likely desupported, which would explain why I sometimes forget things at the grocers (it's probably those damned ORA-01555's cropping up).

>
> http://www.takveen.com/download/ebooks/supreme_progneer/supreme_progneer.html
>
> I hope you will like it....
>

We hope you'll come to your senses and:

1. Write something accurate about Oracle administration and tuning because your last attempt was pure, unadulterated crap.
2. Become current with Oracle technology (you're woefully behind).
3. Stop spamming this group with your drivel.

You can execute these in any order, however we'd appreeciate it if you'd work on 3 before you tackle any of the others.

> Thanks,
>

Any time.

> Asim
> Takveen, Inc.

David Fitzjarrell Received on Wed Feb 08 2006 - 11:23:13 CST