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Home -> Community -> Usenet -> c.d.o.server -> Re: Good morning or good evening depending upon your location. I want to ask you the most important question of your life. Your joy or sorrow for all eternity depends upon your answer. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? GOOGLE·NEWSGROUP·POST·146
Recently heard Father Guido Sarducci on the radio. He says (with an
Italian accent, of course)that for each good thing you do you get
money, and for each sin you lose money. So when you die, you go down
this long, dark tunnel, and at the end you come out in heaven, and
there is God, next to a big stack of gold coins. And he looks in his
book, and takes away money for all the bad things you do. Adultery, 50
cents, masturbation, 35 cents, 35 cents, 35 cents, murder, that's a big
one, twenty-five dollars, and so forth.
"So every month I have this recurring dream where I die and go to heaven, and I come up 35 cents short." Received on Thu Apr 21 2005 - 19:38:58 CDT