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DA Morgan wrote:
> I'm not running a lot of Oracle on Apple Mac's under OS X Server
> and you haven't even made it to Linux. That is a sorry state of
> affairs.
>
> We may need to chip in and get you a real operating system as
> well as a real database. Should we take up a collection?
While we're at it I presume I should also kick out my T40 mainframe
laptop and replace it with a cluster of PDAs. The money saved can then
be reinvested into a distributed OS running on those.. playing DJ for
dead batteries, clutter on the desk, tripping over wires all in the name
of progress. God forbid I need to apply a new distro of PalmOS ;-)
Cheers
Serge
-- Serge Rielau DB2 SQL Compiler Development IBM Toronto LabReceived on Fri Apr 08 2005 - 21:24:06 CDT