Re: OMLETv4 The Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool

joel-garry_at_home.com (Joel Garry) wrote in message news:<91884734.0406161428.4ea1858a_at_posting.google.com>...
> amjadd_at_uop.edu.jo (omlet v4) wrote in message news:<604b7892.0406160311.227d65e3_at_posting.google.com>...
> > "Niall Litchfield" <niall.litchfield_at_dial.pipex.com> wrote in message news:<40cf4d3f$0$20514$cc9e4d1f_at_news-text.dial.pipex.com>...
> > > "omlet v4" <amjadd_at_uop.edu.jo> wrote in message
> > > news:604b7892.0406150101.1fc549bc_at_posting.google.com...
> > > > "Niall Litchfield" <niall.litchfield_at_dial.pipex.com> wrote in message
> news:<40c8c691$0$20517$cc9e4d1f_at_news-text.dial.pipex.com>...
> > > > > Oh and it causes ora-0600s with intermedia on a regular basis, it can
> cause
> > > > > wrong results even in 9205 with decode,it can cause type comilation?
> > > >
> > > > Please enlighten me? What is type
> > > > comilation?????????????????????????????
> > >
> > > Its an obvious typo for those who can read English. The letter p is missing.
> >
> > I see! You really deserve a medal for correctly explaining this. I
> > thought it ryhms with your status quo: mutilations!
>
> Dang, I thought he meant something about eating up performance :-)
>
> >
> > >
> > > > > with ora-0600 and various other interesting side effects from trying to
> deal
> > > > > with the symptoms and not the cause.
> > > > >
> > > > > Other than that of course pefectly safe....
> > >
> > > what, no comment on pefectly? - somehow I'm disappointed.
> >
> > So am I! what is this world coming to?!
> >
> > >
> > > > I always suspected that the Oracle server is an error-laden product.
> > >
> > > I always suspected that databases ran better when the server casing was
> > > pink - unfortunately there is as yet no proof for this assertion.
> >
> > I guess your status quo is now: pinky
>
> Never trust an Andorean.
> http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/aliens/article/70538.html

It would be a cold day in HELL when you trust the {{{{I|A}+}*}+}* -{@}. Only Andoreans?! What is this world coming to?!

Anyway; use OMLET to logon to Oracle with no username and/or no password and you would gain 1000% speedup. Contact Larry Allison and collect your reward! or make an omelette out of his ???.

OMLET's java source is available for qualified reward hunters.

Warning: The above is for professionals (i.e professional clowns and experienced spammers, whatamacall'em, ..). Don't try it at home! well no -- you can try it at home. Do not try it at work however.

According to the senior DBA David J***, OMLET would instantly tune your Oracle instan(ce)|(tly). He guessed (left|right)ly! so.

Final thought: thank you for your support/flames, the traffic to my very modest zero-cost web page has been great

http://www.geocities.com/TeraKnowledgeSystems/download.html or any of the many mirrors around the world

More than 2000 junior? visitors have downloaded ratio-after-ratio? outdated! OMLET tool although it has refs dated 1996.

I guess some people love antiques.

Appologies for those who were offended/amused/bemused/... A list of newsjunkies will be rewarded.

see you next s***. Received on Thu Jun 17 2004 - 10:39:42 CDT