"Howard J. Rogers" <hjr_at_dizwell.com> wrote in message news:<4063571b$0$8358$afc38c87_at_news.optusnet.com.au>...
> "Glen A Stromquist" <glen_stromquist_at_no_spam_yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3yI8c.14111$Ct5.387_at_edtnps89...
> > Billy Verreynne wrote:
> >
> > > lauferb_at_adit-tec.com (Boaz Laufer) wrote
> > >
> > >
> > >>I'd like to invite you to my site to try my new DirectX based oracle
> online monitor.
> > >>The name is 'SGAgent'.
> > >
> > >
> > > DirectX? Then why does it not look like a 1st person shooter that
> > > allows you to walk around inside the virtual world of an Oracle
> > > instance?
> > >
> > > Where the hell is the BFG (Big Friggen Gun) that you can use to shoot
> > > sessions (alter system kill session).
> > >
> > > Nah.. not interested. Too many grapgics. Not enough substance. IMO. I
> > > have yet to see something GUI-like that gives me what my Unix/Linux
> > > command line ora-ps shell script does. No fancy graphics. Just the
> > > relevant and applicable facts ma'm. To go.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Billy
> >
> > now you got my imagination going, I'm thinkin little google-eyed
> > animated nerds running around doing the parse requests, shared pool full
> > of some bubbling glop that changes color/consistency depending on
> > usage... never mind, slow day ;-)
>
> Yup. Oracle as "Doom" or "Castle Wolfenstein". I'd like to see that.
>
> "Captain, the Library Cache Latch is about to blow!"
> "Send in the Bind Variables, number two!!"
>
> A troop of chameleons dressed in leather bondage gear swarm onto the bridge
> and the latch stops melting. Meanwhile, back at headquarters, Miss Quincy
> reports changes to the cursor sharing warp drive.
>
> (The leather bondage gear is optional, particularly for Miss Quincy: see
> Program - Options).
>
> I think Larry would be on to a winner with that one.
>
I'm taking all of this into consideration.
we'll all meet again on the next version of SGAgent!
"SGAgent - the next generation!"
Received on Tue Mar 30 2004 - 05:48:25 CST
