Re: Somebody help me - FBI is torturing me for 2.5 yrs

From: Paul Drake <drak0nian_at_yahoo.com>
Date: 10 Jan 2004 15:00:25 -0800
Message-ID: <1ac7c7b3.0401101500.2c9fda80@posting.google.com>

"Niall Litchfield" <niall.litchfield_at_dial.pipex.com> wrote in message news:<400047cc$0$10798$cc9e4d1f_at_news.dial.pipex.com>...
> "Paul Drake" <drak0nian_at_yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1ac7c7b3.0401100820.3c6fe387_at_posting.google.com...
> > anybodymail_at_yahoo.com (nospamanybodymail_at_yahoo.com) wrote in message
> news:<99cef498.0401091123.255bfe7c_at_posting.google.com>...
> > > The FBI has been harassing and mentally torturing me for
> > > two and half years since around Oct 01.
> >
> > I for one am quite glad that Function Based Indexes have been
> > introduced to Oracle Standard Edition in the 9i Release 2 product.
> > They were a feature that teased me in 8.1.7 Enterprise Edition.
>
> Just tested in 9.2.0.3 - who'd have thought that this thread would be one of
> the most enlightening in months.
>
> Cheers Paul.
>

Niall,

enjoy, hope you got a laugh out of it also.

Paul Received on Sat Jan 10 2004 - 17:00:25 CST