Re: Why so many Gay Oracle people?

After that you go to a bar where you load and pin so many beers until you flush your shared pool completely, which results in system tablespace going offline and you have to recover in the morning. No rollback possibility there, unfortunately...

Tanel.

"SoulSurvivor" <markyg_7_at_yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:8d9c6fd.0308270648.6465982a_at_posting.google.com...
> Hmm...let me think...
>
> Showing your female DBA colleage your INDEX on the TABLESPACE
>
> Dont get me started on MOUNTING.....
>
> Connor McDonald <connor_mcdonald_at_yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<3F4C87DE.1ED1_at_yahoo.com>...
> > Jitendra Patel wrote:
> > >
> > > I have noticed that many of the posters write as if they clearly Gay
> > > and I wonder if there is anything about Oracle that attracts
> > > Homosexuals.
> > >
> > > We all know about Howard J. Rogers who makes no secret of it, and
> > > those like Nouto Souto who stay in the closet, but it makes one wonder
> > > why there are so many "sensitive" males in the Oracle profession?
> > >
> > > I have nothing against Gay people, but it seems that there must be
> > > something going on here.
> >
> > I like using Oracle ... and occasionally have a gay time using it.
> >
> > The users I support have a gay time using it, except when it "goes down"
> >
> > The managers that pay for the licenses tell me that they are "hard up"
> > for cash
> >
> > I'm hoping to "erect" a mechanism to avoid hackers from getting in my
> > "back door"
> >
> > Any other pathetic double entendres I've omitted ?
Received on Wed Aug 27 2003 - 16:06:36 CDT