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Y'all remember why we Americans revolted?
1 - You drink hot tea - We liked it iced, and without taxes.
2 - Y'all have sophisticared Britich humor (Benny Hill), while we have Robin Williams.
3 - Y'all talk right funny. I reckon it's cause y'all have that thar accent.
4 - Over here, Cricket is a bug.
6 - Over here, a Queen is a cross-dresser.
7 - Y'all drink warn beer, and don't put enough ice in your soda.
8 - Christ, that were y'all thinking when you invented Black Pudding and Spotted Dick?
9 - In person y'all are timid, polite milk-toast, and most Americans wonder how you reproduce with so many pansies.
10 - Y'all think a "stone" is a unit is weight. Received on Fri Jun 27 2003 - 11:41:20 CDT