Re: What's wrong with SQL Server?

"Burton Peltier" <burttemp1REMOVE_THIS_at_bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:5iSHa.4894$fr1.2713_at_fe02.atl2.webusenet.com...
> Just one suggested change below for the Oracle lightbulb question DBA
> response ...
> >
> > Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb?
> > A: It depends.
> >
>
> Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb?
> A: You need to supply more info such as watts, fluorescent?, size of bulb
> base, size of bulb encasement capacity, temperature ranges allowed, hours
of
> usage capacity, color, etc. etc. etc. :)

I resemble that remark.

Q: How many MSSQL DBAs to change a lightbulb? A: None. its self changing.

Q: How many open source DBAs to change a lightbulb A: an infinite series - each gradually improving the lightbulb change procedure by 0.1%, but only on the condition that all lightbulbs have to be changed in this way and that no-one is paid for opening the curtains.

-- 
Niall Litchfield
Oracle DBA
Audit Commission UK
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