Re: What's wrong with SQL Server?

From: Paul Brewer <paul_at_paul.brewers.org.uk>
Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 22:37:58 +0100
Message-ID: <3eef9aeb_2@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>

"Brian Peasland" <oracle_dba_at_remove_spam.peasland.com> wrote in message news:3EEF30B7.D9B01F8D_at_remove_spam.peasland.com...
> Don't leave lawyers off the list!!!
>
> Q: How many jokes about lawyers are there?
> A: Three. The rest are all true stories.
>

Q: How many M$ engineers to change a lightbulb? A: None; they just declare darkness the new standard.

Q: How many Oracle engineers to change a lightbulb? A: What kind of licence do you have? How much are you prepared to pay?

Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb? A: It depends.

Been here before, I think.

Regards,
Paul Received on Tue Jun 17 2003 - 16:37:58 CDT