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"Richard Foote" <richard.foote_at_bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> Me again ;)
>
> I'm not sure if you've heard but they're trying to implement some rule
> changes to make the contest somewhat more even. They include:
>
> - If Australia bowls "too fast", it will be deemed a no-ball
> - If Australia doesn't bowl "straight enough", it will be deemed a no-ball
> - Australians that scores a century must automatically retire
> - Australians that scores a century in both innings, must never be allowed
> to play against England ever again
> - Australian batsmen are to be blindfolded and spun around three times
> before taking strike
> - Australian batsmen must balance an egg in a spoon when running. If the
egg
> falls off, the batsman is dismissed
> - When fielding, Australia is permitted the bowler, the wicket keeper and
> one fieldsman on each side of the wicket only. The remaining players must
> consume large amounts of grog and only watch from the dressing rooms
> - Australians are only permitted to catch the ball with the previously
> mentioned spoon
>
> It's is hoped that these minor changes to the laws of the game along with
> all English batsman must score at least 10 runs (this rule will be
reviewed
> and the minimum score increased if necessary) will ensure a closer and
more
> exciting summer of cricket.
>
> Cheers ;)
>
> Richard
>
>
Ahem,
I think this is enough about the summer game. (quoth sore loser Pommie whinger).
Paul ;-) Received on Tue Nov 12 2002 - 17:26:45 CST