Re: OT Re: Getting certified in the UK

Me again ;)

I'm not sure if you've heard but they're trying to implement some rule changes to make the contest somewhat more even. They include:

• If Australia bowls "too fast", it will be deemed a no-ball
• If Australia doesn't bowl "straight enough", it will be deemed a no-ball
• Australians that scores a century must automatically retire
• Australians that scores a century in both innings, must never be allowed to play against England ever again
• Australian batsmen are to be blindfolded and spun around three times before taking strike
• Australian batsmen must balance an egg in a spoon when running. If the egg falls off, the batsman is dismissed
• When fielding, Australia is permitted the bowler, the wicket keeper and one fieldsman on each side of the wicket only. The remaining players must consume large amounts of grog and only watch from the dressing rooms
• Australians are only permitted to catch the ball with the previously mentioned spoon

It's is hoped that these minor changes to the laws of the game along with all English batsman must score at least 10 runs (this rule will be reviewed and the minimum score increased if necessary) will ensure a closer and more exciting summer of cricket.

Cheers ;)

Richard Received on Tue Nov 12 2002 - 17:58:03 CST