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Re: Ultimate Question: Oracle, MSSQL, Others vs MYSQL LIMIT Statement

From: TurkBear <john.greco_at_dot.state.mn.us>
Date: Thu, 03 Oct 2002 10:22:32 -0500
Message-ID: <f2oopuk5h9prboobla399b4cfc5smjerqt@4ax.com>

Clearly we have all forgotten that the Ultimate Question was "How much is 6 X 7?"

The answer was 49 - OOPS!, no wonder stuff does not work...

Don't Panic!

"Richard Foote" <richard.foote_at_bigpond.com> wrote:

>"Norman Dunbar" <Norman.Dunbar_at_lfs.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:E2F6A70FE45242488C865C3BC1245DA702BD844B_at_lnewton.leeds.lfs.co.uk...
>> Hi Richard,
>>
>> >> BTW (sorry Norman), this is by no means the "Ultimate Question".
>> I'm not sure why you are apologising to me, I never started the thread,
>> so it isn't my conversation title :o)
>
>For the abbreviation, the abbreviation !!
>
>>
>>
>> >> My vote for the real Ultimate Question is "Will you marry me" ;)
>> It's kind of you to ask, but I have to turn you down on this occasion !
>> It's not that I'm old fashioned or anything, but you see, we've never
>> met so I'm unable to make a valued judgement.
>> And anyway, I'm already married :o)
>
>Thank God. If my wife finds out I've been flirting again, she'll have me ;)
>
>>
>> Cheers,
>> Norman.
>>
>> -------------------------------------
>> Norman Dunbar
>> Database/Unix administrator
>> Lynx Financial Systems Ltd.
>> mailto:Norman.Dunbar_at_LFS.co.uk
>> Tel: 0113 289 6265
>> Fax: 0113 289 3146
>> URL: http://www.Lynx-FS.com
>> -------------------------------------
>>
>>
>>
>

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