Re: Beginner's course to *PROPER* slashing (for HJR, not important, not directly Oracle related)

Hi Duscan,

This sounds like a damn fine course (and very competitively priced) !!

I always seem to slash incorrectly in so many different facets:

1. Hit the wrong keystroke in computing
2. Miss the toilet (generally to the left) except at urinals
3. Cause serious injuries when only practicing my sword play
4. Reduce prices by way too much in Q4 whilst at Oracle
5. Hurt people's feelings when try to provide positive criticism

All attempts at slashing, no matter what it's form seems to go so terribly wrong for me. This course could be just the ticket.

Does it include lunch ?

Does it include a slash mug ?

Cheers ;)

Richard

"Dusan Bolek" <pagesflames_at_usa.net> wrote in message news:1e8276d6.0210012253.19728cc9_at_posting.google.com...
> For all IT professionals with serious slashing problem we now offer a
> new introductory course with following structure:
>
> 1) UNIX - a seventies star
> 2) Windows - beginning in eighties
> 3) Graduate course in historical science - why in all centuries are
> seventies before eighties.
> 4) History of slashes - punctuation mark, symbol for division, IT
> meaning
> 5) Why was Mr. Gates wrong
> 6) Linguistic approach - What means "back" in word "backslash"
> 7) Conclusion - who's a good guy in slash vs. backslash contest?
>
>
> After completing course, all participants can take a simple exam and
> become
> a Slash Certified Professional (SCP).
>
> Price of course together with exam (100% pass guaranteed) is only 500$
> and should be send directly to Bolek's single malt Whisky support fund
> (BSMWSF).
>
> --
> _________________________________________
>
> Dusan Bolek, Ing.
> Oracle team leader
>
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Received on Wed Oct 02 2002 - 09:26:45 CDT