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Beginner's course to *PROPER* slashing (for HJR, not important, not directly Oracle related)

From: Dusan Bolek <pagesflames_at_usa.net>
Date: 1 Oct 2002 23:53:31 -0700
Message-ID: <1e8276d6.0210012253.19728cc9@posting.google.com>


For all IT professionals with serious slashing problem we now offer a new introductory course with following structure:

  1. UNIX - a seventies star
  2. Windows - beginning in eighties
  3. Graduate course in historical science - why in all centuries are seventies before eighties.
  4. History of slashes - punctuation mark, symbol for division, IT meaning
  5. Why was Mr. Gates wrong
  6. Linguistic approach - What means "back" in word "backslash"
  7. Conclusion - who's a good guy in slash vs. backslash contest?

After completing course, all participants can take a simple exam and become
a Slash Certified Professional (SCP).

Price of course together with exam (100% pass guaranteed) is only 500$ and should be send directly to Bolek's single malt Whisky support fund (BSMWSF).

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Dusan Bolek, Ing.
Oracle team leader

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Received on Wed Oct 02 2002 - 01:53:31 CDT

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