Re: Oracle9i Automatic Space Management - a "feature"?

"Howard J. Rogers" <howardjr2000_at_yahoo.com.au> wrote in message news:3d6bd3bb_at_dnews.tpgi.com.au...
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> >> Nah. Richard things ASSM is OK, and I don't.
> >
> > The more I see of ASSM, the less I like ...
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> >> Besides, I'm the attractive one.
> >
> > And this is going into my list of Oracle Myths ;)
> >
> > You wish
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> True, true. Now I come to think of it, that hunch on your back is quite
> appealing, in a bell-ringing kind of way. And I wish I had your bald spot,
> to help me find the way in the dark.

As you well know my friend, the rather expensive plastic surgery since my "ugly years" has me looking a treat, in a Mel Gibson meets Tom Cruise sort of way.

Incidently, times were rather difficult during my "ugly years" and bell ringing was about the only job I could do competently (I used to uniquely head butt the bell to get the perfect chime I was after). However, I soon tied of people constantly coming up to me in the street saying "Excuse me mate, I can't recall your name but your face rings a bell ;)

Oh dear ....

Richard

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> So yes, I retract.
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> (By the way, where do you get the bags under your eyes pleated so nicely?)
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> Cheers
> HJR
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>
> > Richard
> >
> >>
> >> Regards
> >> HJR
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Received on Wed Aug 28 2002 - 06:32:09 CDT