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Paul Brewer wrote:
>
> "Niall Litchfield" <niall.litchfield_at_dial.pipex.com> wrote in message
> news:3d2b4c69$0$8512$cc9e4d1f_at_news.dial.pipex.com...
> > OPERATING_SYSTEM=POWERPOINT is usually effective as well.
> >
> Yes, indeed :-(
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> I'm not actually sure they got as far as the .ppp before deciding the
> technical architecture. The laptop ran out of memory, but the salesmen
> assured them it wouldn't happen in real life.
>
> Regards,
> Paul
I once told someone (who was complaining about poor performance) that I had added: performance_optimize = true, the init.ora and the changes would come into effect after the weekend bounce.
Three hours later he came back and asked me if this was a new 8i thingy - he couldn't find it in the manuals...
Rob? - you still out there ? hee hee hee
Cheers
Connor
-- ============================== Connor McDonald http://www.oracledba.co.uk "Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue..."Received on Wed Jul 10 2002 - 14:27:37 CDT