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Re: Start MS-excel from oracle on clientPC

From: Richard Foote <>
Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 17:38:09 +1000
Message-ID: <4dbW8.30354$>

Hi Sybrand,

Welcome to the Richard Foote psychiatrist couch. Please sit down.

You have a deep felt anger inside you don't you. In the last week or so you have servery p****d off quite a number of people and the nation of Germany is still determining whether the loss of the world cup or your recent flame was the worse national disaster.

Can I suggest the following. Don't even look at this NG for the rest of the week. You desperately need a break and a visit to those beautiful canals of yours is in order. Drink plenty of herbal tea, relax and listen to as much Pink Floyd music (are you there Norman) as you can.

Focus on being positive and nice to people because being abusive is unprofessional, unwarranted and worst of all, can be very hurtful and upsetting. It's just not nice.

Then, come back, smile and think, gee they've got bugger all idea and maybe I can make a positive contribution by pointing them on the path to enlightenment.

No charge :)

"Sybrand Bakker" <> wrote in message
> On 7 Jul 2002 09:31:05 -0700, (Rauf Sarwar)
> wrote:
> >. *BUT* to say that *Anything* other then one solution is
> >*Disastrous* shouts *Shortsightedness* and not thinking
> >*out-of-the-box*.
> Evidently you are a champion in designing crappy systems. I have
> *survived* systems to designed by the like of you often enough.
> Your championship in designing systems that hang together from
> immature solutions, where just 'somewhere' 'something' can and *will*
> go wrong, and will also result in 'applications' which are
> *completely* unscalable doesn't entitle you to accuse me of
> shortsightedness. I have more than enough experience with so-called
> out-of-the box solutions. THEY DON'T WORK!!!!
> I have more than enough experiences in maintaining systems designed by
> morons like you, and I *KNOW* from *EXPERIENCE*
> they will *NEVER WORK* and require PERMANENT OVERTIME by DBAs!!!!!!!!
> Please go back to your toys and stop flaming me.
> Sybrand Bakker, Senior Oracle DBA
> To reply remove -verwijderdit from my e-mail address
Received on Mon Jul 08 2002 - 02:38:09 CDT

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