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Re: oracle 9i is bullshit

From: Niall Litchfield <n-litchfield_at_audit-commission.gov.uk>
Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 09:14:34 +0100
Message-ID: <3ce4bbeb$0$233$ed9e5944@reading.news.pipex.net>


ROFL

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Niall Litchfield
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"Roman Mirzaitov" <rmirzaitov_at_kt.kg> wrote in message
news:ac1rna$lv67b$1_at_ID-127142.news.dfncis.de...

> Hi Steve,
> I've just tried to run your select statement and got the following error:
>
> ORA-090812: your principle_dba has exceeded mental deficiency.
>
> To solve this problem Oracle's references suggest to ignore such kind of
> post.
>
> :-)
>
> Regards,
> --
> Roman Mirzaitov
> Brainbench MVP for Oracle Administration
> www.brainbench.com
>
> "Steve" <someone_at_remove.trolltec.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3ce4159d$1_3_at_mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> > <senior_dba_at_aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:<ac109j$j8q$01$2_at_news.t-online.com>
> >
> >
> > >But where is the dump command for dumping the data and printing it !!
> >
> >
> > Connect to svrmgrl then;
> >
> > SELECT dump_file FROM database
> > TO print_file
> > WHERE database = 'FULL'
> > GROUP BY flat_files
> > ORDER BY authority;
> >
> > If that doesn't work there must be something wrong with your setup, I
> > suggest re-installing both your OS and Oracle software and trying again.
> >
> > Failing that, register a TAR with Oracle Support quoting the following
> error
> > code:
> >
> > ora-878877737 Client Has Insufficient Processing Power
> > in line 1.
> >
> > HTH
> >
> > Steve
> >
> >
>
>
Received on Fri May 17 2002 - 03:14:34 CDT

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