Re: DBA tasklist

"RSH" <RSH_Oracle_at_worldnet.att.net> wrote in message news:K3Sh8.20500$106.1668266_at_bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Check who -u and see how many actual UNIX connections are on and which are
> active and who they are. A dot means they are current; if that is one of
> your tedious and troublesome developers, make sure he/she/it hasn't blown
> out /tmp or /usr/tmp by spooling a SQLPLUS query, say :
>
> SELECT * from NAMES_OF_ALL_LIVING_BEINGS_ON_EARTH
>
> which thus can can cause interdepartmental chaos when all of a sudden none
> of the UNIX side developers can invoke 'vi'.

surely that should read

SELECT sysdate
from
NAMES_OF_ALL_LIVING_BEINGS_ON_EARTH,
GPS_LOCATION_OF_ALL_WOMEN_NAMED_MARIA
where
inside_leg_measurement is in(select attractive_legs from sterotypical_male_db)
and 'POPE'='catholic';

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Niall Litchfield
Oracle DBA
Audit Commission UK