Re: MSSQLServer->Oracle: Identity and returning a result set using oracle procedure or function

"Nuno Souto" <nsouto_at_optushome.com.au.nospam> wrote in message news:3b8cc99d.7925729_at_news...
> On 28 Aug 2001 16:00:29 -0500, Galen Boyer <galenboyer_at_hotpop.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> Sorry, just couldn't resist... Did you flip out now?
> >
> >I'm trying to get Oracle to act like SQLServer ...
> >--
>
> Whirrrrrrrrr-r-r-r-r<plop>....
> .....
> ....
> <twang>rrreeeeee
> "!^#&#&^!@ !@"
> rrreeeeeeeeeeeee-RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> "!@@^%$!$#@ !@%^%#@^ ^&@%#^ !!!"
> <zwing....pop>
> "!@#$% %^^&* &&*^&* @^& &*^!!! @!###!!!!!"
>
> :-D
>
>
> Cheers
> Nuno Souto
> nsouto_at_optushome.com.au.nospam

Please do tell me you just rubbed your Microsoft Natural Keyboard to obtain this result, lmao :)

Next time please attach a wav file from the act!

Regards,

Sybrand Bakker,
Senior Oracle DBA Received on Wed Aug 29 2001 - 06:19:42 CDT