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Re: Anyone care to add the SQL and PL/SQL chapters?

From: Niall Litchfield <n-litchfield_at_audit-commission.gov.uk>
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 09:27:03 +0100
Message-ID: <3b7a325c$0$8512$ed9e5944@reading.news.pipex.net>


I find it almost impossible to avoid puns bad or otherwise.

for example

Q.How do you kepp cool at a football game. A.Stand next to a fan

<dragged off kicking and screaming>.

--
Niall Litchfield
Oracle DBA
Audit Commission UK
"Rene Nyffenegger" <rene.nyffenegger_at_gmx.ch> wrote in message
news:Xns90FC1CDD5742Egnuegischgnueg_at_130.133.1.4...

> >
> >You discover that you cannot insert your bullet into your foot without
> >first shelling out another $150k for the enterprise edition. After
> >having done this you discover that your code runs under your bosses
> >account and shoots him in the foot. You get fired.
>
> Pun intended?
>
> Rene
>
>
> --
> Recherchen im Schweizerischen Handelsamtsblatt:
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Received on Wed Aug 15 2001 - 03:27:03 CDT

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