Re: Is DBA The Best ???

"George Barbour" <gbarbour_at_csc.com> wrote

> We' lllll...... hummmm...., somtimes productivity is to be gained by
> using mousey tools.

Not saying otherwise George. However, that should not be used as a crutch to lean on because you are too damn lazy to read the Oracle Perfomance Tuning manual. How many kids we see that get into Oracle after SQL-Server and the first thing they complain about is having to use svrmgrl.

> > A real DBA drinks real coffee. Not this decaf crap. And _never_ EVER
> > something like tea or bottled water!
>
> Errrr? depends, old brown java man myself.

It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire trembling, the trembling becomes a warning. It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.

> > A real DBA rides off into the sunset with the tunes of The Magnificent
> > Seven playing in his head.
>
> I think .............were beginning to lose it now?

Not if you're rollbacks are large enough.

--
Billy