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Re: ORACLE SUPPORT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

From: Jim Kennedy <kennedy-family_at_home.com>
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 05:38:58 GMT
Message-ID: <SN8b6.298493$U46.9556055@news1.sttls1.wa.home.com>

I think it is clear that the original poster is just trolling. If he actually wanted help he could have asked. People are pretty helpful on this forum.
Jim

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"M Hashim" <mhashim_ca_at_passport.ca> wrote in message news:3A6CF719.9A3DE2D6_at_passport.ca...
> Bravo.."If I have a problem with the Oracle product I make d*mn sure I
 know what
> I am talking about before I contact their tech support people." ...just my
> experience - seen lots of sloppy development, and am NOT surprised if the
 HELP
> desk react with disgust to STUPID questions.
> Could produce lots of examples - my last was rewriting a stored procedure
 which
> I reduced from 7 apges of code to 1.5. The runtime dropped from 3 hours to
 10
> seconds....Go figure....
>
> George Barbour wrote:
>
> > I use Oracle Support in the UK, they are friendly, courteous,
 knowledgeable
> > and helpful.
> > I think you get out of a service what you put in; they are not a
 replacement
> > for learning the product or reading the manuals. If I have a problem
 with
> > the Oracle product I make d*mn sure I know what I am talking about
 before I
> > contact their tech support people.
> > Think about it from their side, I imagine they have enough stories about
> > people asking dumb questions to fill a library.
> > George Barbour.
> >
> > "oracle_man" <rheadric_at_organic.com> wrote in message
> > news:949qhp$l57$1_at_nnrp1.deja.com...
> > > Oracle support has now become the worst piece of crap in the industry.
> > > ITARS are fucked, and the people are now rude.
> > >
> > > Fuck em! I'll start reviewing different database vendors from here
> > > forward.
> > >
> > > cheers
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > Rights? You want rights?
> > > I'll give you so many rights you'll beg for a left.
> > >
> > >
> > > Sent via Deja.com
> > > http://www.deja.com/
>
Received on Mon Jan 22 2001 - 23:38:58 CST

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