Re: Oracle's is going to start selling gasoline...

Recent news, MS has just decided to enter the market with MS-GAS.

They have seen the average family cannot afford $1,237.50 for a tank of gas. Therefore they will charge $618.75 flat flat rate and water it down with ethanol.

In article <8p6c8h$gqv$1_at_nnrp1.deja.com>,   chriss_at_enteract.com wrote:
> Pricing of the gasoline will work as follows...
>
> First, determine how many galons your car needs.
>
> Determine the how fast you plan to drive your car. This is the
> MaxMPH. So for example lets say you will only be driving on roads
 that
> have 25MPH, then the MaxMPH is 25.
>
> Next, determine how many cylinders your car has. 4, 6, 8, or 12.
 This
> is the Cyl.
>
> Next, estimate the number of drivers who will be using your car. If
> you, your spouse, and two kids will be driving the car during the
> lifetime of the Gas purchase, that is four users. If it will be just
> use, then it is one user. This is Users. If you will be having
> passengers then you need to purchase the Universal Gas Liscense (UGL)
>
> Next multiply these three factors together. MaxMPH x Cyl x Users and
> this will give you the Gasoline Pricing Factor. Multiply this number
> by $.05 for every gallon.
>
> If you require a UGL, multiply this by 5.
>
> Therefore, for a family of four, with 3 drivers (requiring a GPL),
 with
> a 6 cylinder car driving on the freeway (55MPH) in a car that holds 15
> galons, the tank will cost $1,237.5
>
> Have a nice day.
>
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> Before you buy.
>

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Before you buy. Received on Wed Sep 06 2000 - 16:29:44 CDT