Re: install DBD ORACLE 815 / DEC_OSF unix

"mclaire" <mclaire_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr> wrote in message news:39197976.5B7C15D7_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr...
>
>
> Nobody Knows wrote:
> >
> > I read this several times and it isn't at all funny...
> ya, it's ok : not at all !
>
> > "mclaire" <mclaire_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr> wrote in message
> > news:391182A1.B6144DDC_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr...
> > >
 

> > > -------- A possible way-out !
> Bon, j'ai dî une connerie ? Hé : newbie in English, newbie in Oracle ...
>
> > Dude, you are WAY out already.
> Yet, I just nicked these words in another mail (?)
>
> >
> > <massive snip of boring stuff>
> >
> > > per clock second, 51724 per cpu second
> >
> > There's your problem my man, I just checked and I am certain that it
 should
> > be 51723 per cpu second.
> >
> > If you disagree, please post your argument here, because my skill at
 Oracle
> > is world renown and my word alone is proof that I am right, in fact my
 name
> > is synonymous for "Oracle DBA Guru". Oracle calls me daily to ask how
 they
> > can make me happy. I am an Oracle GOD my man, I am the Oracle KING, I
 am
> > THE WORLD'S GREATEST MEGLOMANIAC! MY LITTLE FINGER HAS FORGOTTEN MORE
 ABOUT
> > ORACLE AND THE MANUFACTURE OF EXPANDED DOG FOOD THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
> >
> > BOW DOWN TO ME YOU SMALL FRAIL FEEBLE SIMPLE-MINDED HUMAN!
> >
> > oops. sorry, i must have gotten carried away...
> >
> > i'll just let myself out...
> >
>
> Thanks; I hope you carry on with my English lesson.
> Also : I'm stuck now in Oracle-DBD. I can't connect DB from the web : why
 ? It's
> Apache, nothing beetween DBD and Apache and perhaps it's not enough, but
 what?
>
>
> pourquoi n'y-a-t-il pas une liste fr.Oracle-etc ?
> c'est quand-meme beaucoup plus productif, pour nous (fr.comp.lang.perl par
> exemple)
> Alors, a quand une liste en francais?
> Marie-Claire

Are you mocking me? Received on Wed May 10 2000 - 00:00:00 CDT