Re: SQL server Vs Oracle

dgallardo_at_my-dejanews.com wrote in message <7ha5rn$kpo$1_at_nnrp1.deja.com>...

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>to justify your purchase, & feel that you got your money's worth.

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#include <std/disclaimers.h> Received on Thu May 13 1999 - 04:56:56 CDT